75 RULES. NO SUGARCOATING.
Catching flights? Catch these rules.
Ever sat next to someone who took the armrest, kicked your seat, and ate tuna salad at 30,000 feet? This book is for you.
What's inside
75 short, blunt, funny reminders for the airport, the airplane, and everyone sharing the journey. One rule per page.
Read it before your next trip. Pass it to the person who needs it most.
75
Rules
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Rule Per Page
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Sugarcoating
By Lisa Nelson
Sample rules
01
Last-Minute Arrivals
Your poor time management is not everybody else's emergency.
29
Armrest Wars
The middle seat gets the armrests. They've suffered enough.
48
Sleeping on Strangers
Bring a neck pillow. My shoulder was not included in your ticket price.
60
Smelly Food
Tuna salad. Boiled eggs. A whole rotisserie chicken. If it smells, eat it before you board, we don't want to smell it.
71
Landing Applause
We landed. That's what the pilot was hired to do. Save the standing ovation.
70 more where those came from.
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Quick answers.
What is Catching Flights? Catch These Rules?
A humorous coffee table and gift book of 75 blunt, funny travel etiquette rules by Lisa Nelson, one rule per page.
How many rules are in the book?
75, one per page, covering the airport, the airplane and everyone sharing the journey.
Who is it for?
Anyone who flies, and anyone who has sat next to someone who took the armrest, kicked their seat and ate tuna salad at 30,000 feet. Read it before your next trip, then pass it to the person who needs it most.
Where can I buy it?
Tap Shop Now to buy the book online. The stockists list shows where else to find it.
Is it a gift book?
Yes. It is short, funny and one rule per page, made to be read before a trip and passed along to the person who needs it most.